Dazzler #8-11: Dazzler Performs Cannibalism And You Won't Believe What Happens Next

Dazzler #8: Dazzler's agent Harry Osgood is attacked and later kidnapped by the Enforcers who are working for Osgood's nemesis Techmaster. Yes, she doesn't have a supervillain nemesis, but her agent does. Anyway, she manages to save him and he learned about her powers but promises to keep it a secret. At the end she gets into a car driven by some weird dude named Mr. Meeker who seems to be threatening her.

Dazzler #9: Turns out Meeker is just some government agent bringing her to a place called Project Pegasus that wants to experiment with her powers. They are pretty annoying and controlling and won't let her leave. She ends up freeing Klaw who was also there (though he was actually a prisoner, not just "invited" like she was) because she buys his act that he is innocent. She then ends up fighting him and uh, eating him with her powers (as she absorbs sound to fuel her light powers, and Klaw is literally made of sound).

Dazzler #10-11: So anyway, she is now supercharged, so a drone of Galactus summons her because apparently she is the only one who can do something Galactus needs done. So yeah. Galactus sends her into a black hole to fight Terrax. She wins and brings him back and then LECTURES GALACTUS AND TERRAX INTO RESOLVING THEIR DIFFERENCES.

Dazzler: Cosmic Couples Counselor. Then Galactus sends her home. Also, he apparently has a crush on Dazzler, because of course.

X-Tra Notes: Ok, this might be as wild as Dazzler ever gets. Nothing can compete with this on the scale of WTF.